(In response to Traveling)
When you think of an airport, whats the first thing you think of? Do you think of nice steakhouses? How about swanky clubs? Ballroom dancing? No, no, and hell no. The first thing you think of is this:
TSA...Protecting us from Nuns since 1967
Oh airport security, how we all hate you. In this day and age you basically have to strip down naked and perform DUI tests before you allowed to proceed to the cavity search, and then eventually to your plane. Of course the fun isn't over once you do get through that TSA checkpoint. I imagine the second thing that comes to mind when you think of airports and flying is the fear that you'll be stuck in-between these guys:
USA! USA! USA!
Just imagine sitting in the middle seat between your choice of two of the three guys in the picture above on a 5 hour plane ride that may or may not get delayed on the runway for 3 hours. I just love flying! Atleast they only charge you 3 dollars for that pack of peanuts! Now you are probably saying to yourself, how could travelling get any worse? Well I'll tell you how, if you dress like this:
Hipsters...They are to straight men what holy water is to vampires
Why on earth would you want to be wearing ties and tight pants and full on suits while being stuck between Thing 1 and Thing 2 on a crowded plane for 6 hours? Where's the sense in that? Are you planning on picking up the ladies at the overpriced airport Applebee's during your layover? Are you trying to get into the mile high club with that 57 year old airline hostess? The only way to travel in "Style" is to drop a couple hundred grand on a private jet. You might as well wear comfortable clothes when you travel since that might be the only comfortable part of your trip.
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